You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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