Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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