that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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