we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm sobbing to NWA
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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