marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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