Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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