Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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