I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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