It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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