You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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