Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
