And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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