Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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