I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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