and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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