i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
