did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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