Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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