To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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