So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm always down for nudity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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