hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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