I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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