i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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