Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm getting married
To pizza
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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