How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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