you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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