Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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