My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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