I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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