The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We need a shit load of segways right now
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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