Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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