So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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