Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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