can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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