And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
These tits shall not be calmed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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