her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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