college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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