Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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