seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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