please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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