How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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