She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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