but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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