God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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