guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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