Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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