Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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