The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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