So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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