Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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