I smell stomach acid.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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