guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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