i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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