Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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