awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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